“None of this
‘New Year, new me’ rubbish.
Last year I was fabulous
and this year I’ll be fabulous.”

— Patsy

“What do you see
when you look
in the mirror, darling?
Me looking fabulous.”

— Eddie

“Nothing like a good old
sex scandal.
Bit more exciting
than the ones in my day.”

— Gran

“Sweetie what
are you drinking?
Oh this?
Chanel No. 5.”

— Eddie & Patsy

“It's so long
since I actually remember
going to sleep
instead of passing out.”

— Patsy

“The last mosquito
that bit me
had to check into
the Betty Ford clinic.”

— Patsy